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Above: The Mary's House and Photograph Mary attraction during construction
Mary's House and Photograph Mary
August 23, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
After you walk
through Mary's house, you'll dicover her Meet 'n' Greet Mews in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Mary as she is recording a scene from her most famous film, a humorous take on Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. Be sure to smile and say "knight"!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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