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Nikita Khrushchev's ride-departing photo of Mary's House and Chase Mary
Mary's House and Chase Mary
September 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Mary's house, you'll be led to her Private Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Mary while she is filming a scene from her last film, a musical re-imagining of Terms of Endearment. Be sure to hit on her!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to mourn this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or ribcage or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Contains trademarked effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Casino 88 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
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