Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Rob Roy's landlubber-crying photo of Lizzie's House and Tweet Lizzie
Lizzie's House and Tweet Lizzie
January 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
After you mosey
through Lizzie's house, you'll dicover her Meet 'n' Greet Porch in the back yard. There you can set eyes on Lizzie repeatedly re-recording a scene from her most famous film, "Steamboat Filly". Be sure to avoid confusing her with Joel Chandler Harris!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, excessive headgear, or skin, cardiac, inner ear, liver, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your portrait.