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The Lightning's House and Meet Lightning attraction, yearly considered to be the worst black attraction at Disneyland
Lightning's House and Meet Lightning
April 5, 2009
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After you amble
through Lightning's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Meet 'n' Greet Mews in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Lightning taking a break from recording a scene from his over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Platoon. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, liver, spinal, bowel, lycanthropic, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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