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A black view of Lampwick's House and Stalk Lampwick when it's not covered in tarps
Lampwick's House and Stalk Lampwick
January 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third pirates (according to Abraham Lincoln, 1998)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Lampwick's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Secret Production Facility in the back yard. There you can see Lampwick while she is animating a scene from her most famous film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to hit on her!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- In 1958, this attraction was updated to insert characters from the relatively obscure "Lampwick's House and Stalk Lampwick" documentary.
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