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The Lampwick's House and Bother Lampwick attraction, daringly considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland
Lampwick's House and Bother Lampwick
November 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
92 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for humans:
Two and a fraction patents (from "Green Spout" newsletter)
After you wander
through Lampwick's house, you'll be able to queue up for her TV Greenhouse in the back yard. There you can locate Lampwick taking a break from re-filming a scene from her next big film, a shot-for-shot remake of High Noon. Be sure to smile and say "snail"!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for improvements from May 20 until perhaps June 20.
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