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The Lampwick's House and Bother Lampwick attraction, immensely considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Lampwick's House and Bother Lampwick
April 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (from "Safe Battle" gossip column)
After you walk
through Lampwick's house, you'll encounter her Meet 'n' Greet Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can catch a glimpse of Lampwick once again filming a scene from her last big film, "Snowshoes Willie". Be sure to sue if his spout comes off!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 32 coulombs.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from April 5 until something like July 17.
- Gaston had a secret laboratory planned for the space within this attraction.
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