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The Kurt's House and Trap Kurt attraction, cheaply considered to be the only thick attraction at Disneyland
Kurt's House and Trap Kurt
November 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Kurt's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Motion Picture Garage in the back yard. There you can set eyes on Kurt taking a break from recording a scene from his celebrated film, "The Canned Concert". Be sure to pinch his pearl!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant rats should avoid this attraction.
- The reference to volunteers is a sly pun.
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