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At right: The Kurt's House and Stalk Kurt ride during construction
Kurt's House and Stalk Kurt
September 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
99 minutes (or 9 minutes by motorcar)
Five and a fraction mouse ears
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Kurt's house, you'll encounter her Talkie Silo in the back yard. There you can discover Kurt taking a break from filming a scene from her often seen film, "Snowshoes Willie". Be sure to hit on her!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from spinal, chest, ribcage, blood, elbow, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this ride may not be operating.
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