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The Kurt's House and Greet Kurt attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Kurt's House and Greet Kurt
July 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Kurt's house, you'll be ambushed by his TV Porch in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Kurt repeatedly recording a scene from his over-familiar film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to ask him a silly question!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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