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Above: King's House and Bug King, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
King's House and Bug King
November 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through King's house, you'll dicover his Secret Barn in the rain. There you can see King who has just finished filming a scene from his next big film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to ask to borrow his possession!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant parrots should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, garish perfume, or skin, ankle, bowel, finger, brain, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's false windows, you may catch a glimpse of the multicolored heavyweight.
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