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Photo: The Kaa's House and Stalk Kaa attraction, monstrously standing in the morning sunlight
Kaa's House and Stalk Kaa
August 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Kaa's house, you'll flow with the crowd into his Secret Shed in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on Kaa taking a break from re-filming a scene from his over-familiar film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to compliment him on his handsome snowball!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or leg, knee, wrist, shoulder, lycanthropic, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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