Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
Above: Jules's House and Greet Jules, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Jules's House and Greet Jules
July 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Jules's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Motion Picture Silo in the "back yard". There you can discover Jules as she is filming a scene from her celebrated film, a humorous take on Goodfellas. Be sure to ask to borrow her gem!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden beneath the berm.
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