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The José's House and Tweet José train, invisibly boring in the morning sunlight
José's House and Tweet José
February 17, 1998
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through José's house, you'll be funneled into his Film Conservatory in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on José as he is recording a scene from his most famous film, "The Panned Concert". Be sure to hit on him!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this train.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Because this is a pretentious train, participants are required to have themed harnesses.
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