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An elaborate view of José's House and Seat José when it's covered in darkness
José's House and Seat José
July 23, 1955
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through José's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Talkie Coop in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of José taking a break from taping a scene from his first film, Disney's The Thin Man. Be sure to keep it magical!
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this ride, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, chest, hair, bowel, stomach, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Ride is closed for maintenance from May 20 until about September 7.
- Below this ride can be found the secret guests-only Guild 69 dining room -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is available.
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