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The José's House and Meet José attraction, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
José's House and Meet José
April 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
After you stroll
through José's house, you'll be ambushed by his Secret Stable in the rear of the house. There you can catch a glimpse of José finishing taping a scene from his often seen film, a musical re-imagining of The Thin Man. Be sure to keep it magical!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of obnoxious Shriners.
- Instead of swashbuckling this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 75".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of heights, garish shoes, or ankle, wrist, spinal, brain, or social issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at significant times.
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