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The José's House and Hound José attraction, violently considered to be the worst dormant attraction at Disneyland
José's House and Hound José
January 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through José's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Motion Picture Hothouse in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of José taking a break from animating a scene from her last film, "The Tailor's Apprentice". Be sure to compliment her on her handsome passenger!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias or ankle, social, lycanthropic, nasal, hip, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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