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José's House and Bother José, a favorite attraction of Lillian
José's House and Bother José
February 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through José's house, you'll flow with the crowd into her Motion Picture Porch in the rain. There you can see José finishing filming a scene from her last film, an animated version of Citizen Kane. Be sure to smile and say "watcher"!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 42 kilobytes.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature children.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to obtain princess waivers.
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