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The Johnny's House and Tweet Johnny attraction, April 29, 2009, 7:40 a.m.
Johnny's House and Tweet Johnny
October 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile girls
After you amble
through Johnny's house, you'll be ambushed by his TV Porch in the back yard. There you can find Johnny getting into character for taping a scene from his next big film, Disney's Patton. Be sure to run away screaming!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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