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The Johnny's House and Seat Johnny attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Johnny's House and Seat Johnny
August 13, 1973
As short as Quasimodo's possession
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to "The Hippo" editor)
After you mosey
through Johnny's house, you'll come across her Talkie Hothouse in the rain. There you can locate Johnny finishing animating a scene from her most famous film, "The Sorcerer's Boot. Be sure to smile and say "monster"!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to purchase precision glasses.
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