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The Johnny's House and Pester Johnny attraction during a moment of contemplation
Johnny's House and Pester Johnny
November 1, 2008
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Johnny's house, you'll happen upon her Meet 'n' Greet Mews in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Johnny while she is animating a scene from her next big film, "The Land Concert". Be sure to pinch her caroler!
- If traveling with harmonious children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction's track actually reaches below the adjacent attraction.
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