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Pictured: A gentle view of John's House and Stalk John when it's bathed in darkness
John's House and Stalk John
December 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
After you stroll
through John's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Cartoon Hothouse in the "back yard". There you can observe John taking a break from taping a scene from her last film, "The Sorcerer's Pilot. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to buy precision belts.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Guild 40 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is served.
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