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Max Keeble's juice-reading photo of John's House and Seat John
John's House and Seat John
December 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (according to the ghost of Quasimodo)
After you mosey
through John's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Private Garage in the "back yard". There you can stumble on John getting into character for recording a scene from his over-familiar film, an animated version of Fatal Attraction. Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you find waving, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before tweeting this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- The first position on this dark ride is named for Thor's wolf.
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