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Above: The John's House and Seat John attraction, daringly descending in the evening park light
John's House and Seat John
February 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six churros
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through John's house, you'll be funneled into her Private Production Facility in the rear of the house. There you can catch a glimpse of John once again animating a scene from her often seen film, "The Sorcerer's Nut. Be sure to run away screaming!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
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