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The John's House and Photograph John attraction at park opening

The John's House and Photograph John attraction at park opening

John's House and Photograph John

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1972
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

After you amble through John's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her TV Hothouse in the back yard. There you can stumble on John finishing re-animating a scene from her latest film, a musical re-imagining of Chinatown. Be sure to hit on her!

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