Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
A green view of John's House and Pester John when it's not bathed in fog
John's House and Pester John
March 17, 1988
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After you roam
through John's house, you'll encounter his Film Garage in the former servants' quarters. There you can locate John once again taping a scene from his often seen film, a musical re-imagining of The Thin Man. Be sure to sue if his kid comes off!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo garden.
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