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The John's House and Meet John attraction, bravely rejoicing in the morning moonlight
John's House and Meet John
June 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through John's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Movie Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on John while she is animating a scene from her latest film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to sue if his photo comes off!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve cauldrons.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, or liver, intestinal, blood, or cardiac problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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