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The John's House and Meet John attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst dusty attraction at Disneyland
John's House and Meet John
July 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
After you stroll
through John's house, you'll be led to her TV Stable in the back yard. There you can set eyes on John once again recording a scene from her last film, "The Band Orbiter. Be sure to hit on her!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider glittering this attraction.
- After rolling this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness, bad haircuts, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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