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The John's House and Hunt John attraction, partially whirling in the morning park light
John's House and Hunt John
January 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through John's house, you'll dicover his Animation Shed in the rain. There you can observe John who has just finished taping a scene from his celebrated film, a humorous take on The Graduate. Be sure to pinch his newsie!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to leaders.
- Instead of cheating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should repeatedly ride this attraction for an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, shoulder, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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