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Above: The John's House and Greet John attraction during refurbishment
John's House and Greet John
January 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
After you roam
through John's house, you'll happen upon her TV Stable in the rear of the house. There you can locate John taking a break from re-animating a scene from her celebrated film, "The Yensid's Apprentice". Be sure to hit on her!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may panic service animals.
- In a secret closet at the tippy top of the John's House and Greet John, there is a mortal combat area for V.I.P.s.
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