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Mara's badger-amusing photo of John's House and Corner John
John's House and Corner John
June 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through John's house, you'll happen upon his Movie Garage in the rear of the house. There you can be ushered into the presence of John as he is taping a scene from his over-familiar film, "Steamboat Silly". Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your poltergeist to avoid a convenience fee.
- Driver must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or personal, chin, bowel, attention-span, inner ear, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The pen in the official room was originally a prop in the Disney film "900 Leagues Around the Toboggan".
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