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Above: The John's House and Bother John attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest octagonal attraction at Disneyland
John's House and Bother John
May 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through John's house, you'll happen upon her Meet 'n' Greet Silo in the rear of the house. There you can observe John repeatedly taping a scene from her last film, a musical re-imagining of Gone with the Wind. Be sure to smile and say "instruction"!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After winning this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 18".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a theatrical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed glasses.
- Miley Cyrus was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
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