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The John's House and Bother John attraction at midday
John's House and Bother John
December 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through John's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Secret Shed in the back yard. There you can see John repeatedly filming a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Band Sparrow. Be sure to sue if his jet comes off!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- During selected "Magic Specials," lucky Disneyland tourists should queue up for this attraction just a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird growths, unstopable drooling, '80s haircuts, or bowel, social, inner ear, immunological, attention-span, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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