Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Joel's House and Bug Joel attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joel's House and Bug Joel
February 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Joel's house, you'll happen upon her TV Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Joel getting into character for taping a scene from her next big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Citizen Kane. Be sure to ask her if she's a hidden Joel!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction first thing after giving birth.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or leg, hip, neck, stomach, hair, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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