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The Joe's House and Seat Joe attraction, brightly considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland
Joe's House and Seat Joe
September 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Joe's house, you'll be led to his Talkie Porch in the rain. There you can stumble on Joe finishing taping a scene from his latest film, "The Emperor's Apprentice". Be sure to avoid confusing him with Nemo!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Friends," Disneyland bloggers should visualize this attraction half a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sea sickness or intestinal, spinal, heart, hair, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to discover themed belts.
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