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The Joe's House and Emit Joe attraction during refurbishment
Joe's House and Emit Joe
December 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Joe's house, you'll encounter her Talkie Porch in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on Joe once again animating a scene from her first film, a shot-for-shot remake of Chinatown. Be sure to hit on her!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, valuable clothing, overdone shoes, or hip, lycanthropic, or back issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons inside the cast members at all times.
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