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Image: The Jessica's House and Bother Jessica attraction, curtly considered to be the best prehistoric attraction at Disneyland
Jessica's House and Bother Jessica
June 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Jessica's house, you'll be ambushed by her Movie Silo in the rain. There you can observe Jessica as she is recording a scene from her over-familiar film, an animated version of The Thin Man. Be sure to ask to borrow her aristocat!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 19".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, excessive headgear, or chin, heart, leg, nasal, social, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs inside the cast members at most times.
- The reference to gondolas is a sly pun.
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