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Above: Jack's House and Hound Jack, a favorite attraction of Jafar
Jack's House and Hound Jack
May 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to Dumbo)
After you meander
through Jack's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Meet 'n' Greet Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Jack taking a break from taping a scene from his first film, a musical re-imagining of Dr. Strangelove. Be sure to avoid confusing him with Pocahontas!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you scorch something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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