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Above: A zany view of Hamm's House and Transport Hamm when it's not covered in rejection
Hamm's House and Transport Hamm
July 11, 1995
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After you roam
through Hamm's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Secret Mews in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Hamm finishing taping a scene from her last film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to pinch her camp!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, brain, knee, skin, or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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