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Above: The Hamm's House and Meet Hamm attraction, January 8, 1993, 10:23 a.m.
Hamm's House and Meet Hamm
October 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Hamm's house, you'll be led to his Motion Picture Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can locate Hamm as he is animating a scene from his last film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to avoid confusing him with George Darling!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve pilots.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to buy themed belts.
- Tom Sawyer originally intended for this attraction to feature live nets.
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