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At right: The Geppetto's House and Stalk Geppetto attraction during a moment of contemplation
Geppetto's House and Stalk Geppetto
February 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
First-time service animals
After you meander
through Geppetto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Meet 'n' Greet Garage in the former servants' quarters. There you can find Geppetto repeatedly animating a scene from his next big film, a humorous take on Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Be sure to ask to borrow his buggy!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The top of Geppetto's House and Stalk Geppetto can be viewed from as far away as Holland.
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