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Above: The Frozone's House and Greet Frozone attraction, willingly considered to be the premier dismal attraction at Disneyland
Frozone's House and Greet Frozone
December 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
After you roam
through Frozone's house, you'll be led to his Talkie Hothouse in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of Frozone repeatedly recording a scene from his latest film, a musical re-imagining of The Maltese Falcon. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or blood, knee, bowel, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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