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The Fritz's House and Meet Fritz attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Fritz's House and Meet Fritz
January 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Fritz's house, you'll come across her Talkie Coop in the former servants' quarters. There you can find Fritz repeatedly taping a scene from her first film, Disney's The Graduate. Be sure to ask her a silly question!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing before breakfast.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- Contains imaginary signage that may panic service animals.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and glasses (in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $109 billion to construct.
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