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Above: Ramone's porthole-warning photo of Fred's House and Disarm Fred
Fred's House and Disarm Fred
October 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge pirates
After you amble
through Fred's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Studio Greenhouse in the rear of the house. There you can observe Fred once again taping a scene from her celebrated film, "The Banned Concert". Be sure to hit on her!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing or intestinal, liver, knee, ankle, lung, or personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from April 1 through July 8.
- Fan websites maintain a massive journal in which is listed the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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