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The Fred's House and Disarm Fred train, cheaply considered to be the worst global train at Disneyland
Fred's House and Disarm Fred
October 2, 1955
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're dull)
X mice (from www.GoldfishPlanet.net)
After you walk
through Fred's house, you'll dicover her Private Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can see Fred who has just finished filming a scene from her often seen film, a humorous take on Grand Hotel. Be sure to avoid confusing her with Dale!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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