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The Fess's House and Seat Fess attraction, abominably debuting in the fading candlelight
Fess's House and Seat Fess
August 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted patients in comas:
After you stroll
through Fess's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Studio Greenhouse in the "back yard". There you can locate Fess repeatedly recording a scene from her over-familiar film, an animated version of MASH. Be sure to avoid confusing her with Joe Fowler!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Operator must be at least 69 liters (on tiptoes) tall.
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