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The Fess's House and Seat Fess dark ride, March 28, 1963, 12:31 p.m.
Fess's House and Seat Fess
June 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Fess's house, you'll be ambushed by her Cartoon Production Facility in the "back yard". There you can see Fess as she is recording a scene from her most famous film, "Steamboat Jilly". Be sure to get her autograph!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or spinal, chest, hair, hip, kidney, or blood problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Just outside this dark ride can be found the expensive members-only Speakeasy 78 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where milk is recommended.
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