Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Fess's House and Pester Fess, a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
Fess's House and Pester Fess
October 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Fess's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Talkie Conservatory in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Fess taking a break from animating a scene from her last film, a musical re-imagining of The Deer Hunter. Be sure to ask her if she's a hidden Fess!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive zombies.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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