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The Fess's House and Greet Fess attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
Fess's House and Greet Fess
September 4, 1997
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six guests (according to Nikki)
After you meander
through Fess's house, you'll come across his TV Production Facility in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on Fess who has just finished re-taping a scene from his next big film, a musical re-imagining of MASH. Be sure to run away screaming!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
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