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The Fess's House and Greet Fess attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst dead attraction at Disneyland
Fess's House and Greet Fess
January 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
After you meander
through Fess's house, you'll be led to his Motion Picture Production Facility in the rear of the house. There you can set eyes on Fess as he is re-recording a scene from his next big film, "The Witch's Apprentice". Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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