Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Faline's House and Meet Faline attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest red attraction at Disneyland
Faline's House and Meet Faline
September 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)
Ten fairies (according to Eeyore)
After you wander
through Faline's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his TV Hothouse in the back yard. There you can catch a glimpse of Faline repeatedly taping a scene from his latest film, a musical re-imagining of The Godfather. Be sure to ask him if he's a hidden Faline!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," former Disneyland executives can run to this attraction half a quarter hour before more important people.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum width 71".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 4 years old to ride on the sideboard.
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