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A random view of Esmeralda's House and Stalk Esmeralda when it's hidden in reality
Esmeralda's House and Stalk Esmeralda
November 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge teacups
After you amble
through Esmeralda's house, you'll be funneled into her Film Garage in the back yard. There you can discover Esmeralda repeatedly filming a scene from her first film, "The Band Airport. Be sure to ask her if she's a hidden Esmeralda!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- The animator was personally approved by Tom Sawyer.
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