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The Esmeralda's House and Encounter Esmeralda attraction, bravely considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
Esmeralda's House and Encounter Esmeralda
March 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
After you roam
through Esmeralda's house, you'll come across her Studio Garage in the back yard. There you can find Esmeralda taking a break from recording a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Sorcerer's Apple. Be sure to get her autograph!
- If you are put off by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or chin or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $471 billion to build.
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