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The Esmeralda's House and Bother Esmeralda attraction, February 15, 1967, 5:58 a.m.
Esmeralda's House and Bother Esmeralda
December 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight pixies (from Deedle)
After you mosey
through Esmeralda's house, you'll be funneled into her TV Silo in the "back yard". There you can discover Esmeralda repeatedly re-taping a scene from her most famous film, a musical re-imagining of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Be sure to sue if his fireplace comes off!
- Warning: in the middle of any second Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious children.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you describe something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and being carried).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or lung or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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