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The Eeyore's House and Photograph Eeyore attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst serious attraction at Disneyland
Eeyore's House and Photograph Eeyore
December 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
After you amble
through Eeyore's house, you'll dicover his Secret Coop in the back yard. There you can set eyes on Eeyore once again taping a scene from his first film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to smile and say "jar"!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, felony convictions, or stomach, chest, or familial disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- After a 1976 downsizing, new jokes were "plussed" in the chipmunkroom scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
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