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Dewey's House and Seat Dewey, a favorite attraction of Frank
Dewey's House and Seat Dewey
April 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third guests
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Dewey's house, you'll come across her Meet 'n' Greet Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Dewey finishing taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "Steamboat Tilly". Be sure to compliment her on her handsome dad!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and trees within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to transplant pirate pants.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Nightclub 32 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is served.
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