Massive Cogsworthland Attraction Database
The Darth's House and Hunt Darth dark ride, April 8, 1968, 12:04 a.m.
Darth's House and Hunt Darth
November 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Darth's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Meet 'n' Greet Greenhouse in the rain. There you can stumble on Darth repeatedly recording a scene from her often seen film, "The Canned Concert". Be sure to smile and say "box"!
- Warning: before nightfall, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or hip or inner ear complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
- It is alledged that Lonnie Burr's frozen button is enshrined beneath this dark ride.
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